What Scares A Republican?

Carlos: So I really want to scare 

The hell out of everyone there.

Jose: Here? How about this Bloody Zombie?

Carlos: Nah, I wanna be unique-scary

At the Republican Halloween Party.

Jose: Ok here, how about this creepy 

Clown with a gouged out right eye?

Carlos: No, I want to make the republicans decry, with inner fear and anxiety 

About their political moves in an inequitable society.

I want the garb to say “Hush!”

I'm not going there to beat around the Bush. 

Jose: Look, this costume is certainly appropriate for you to wear and will certainly scare any conservative associate. 

Carlos: Wait, can you explain this getup, provide information, an explanation—a coyote attached to two babies?

[Jose reads the costume label.]

Jose: It's indignant—and possibly lowkey xenophobic however—

Carlos: Oh; I get it; it’s a costume of an Coyote smuggling immigrant children and crossing the border.